Episode 142. NYC is now picking up crazy people off the streets, San Francisco has robocops, and a FLA Man hits his girlfriend with a sex toy. Also Putin shit his pants.
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Episode 141. Steve Jobs sandals sold for $218k, Dylan’s new book sold for $600 (until they found out the autograph was fake), and remember the time Aerosmith and 50 Cent played a Bat Mitzvah for $10m? Podcast is still free! Happy Thanksgiving!
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Thanks to shrooming with Ari Shaffir, Byron Bowers has found understanding of his father’s mental illness and the world.
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Episode 140. A new bill in TX will let pregnant women use the HOV lane but another one won’t allow a woman to dance (if she was born a man). Donald is dissed by Rupert, Taylor is dissed by Mike and a FLA man has sex with a….
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My friend and neighbor Kevin Pollak stops by to talk about monks, golf jokes and being a glass half full guy. Check out Misery Loves Comedy and The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel on Amazon.
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Episode 139. Twitter has been co-opted by pranksters, Amazon has been taken over by robots and Andy Dick has commandeered power tools from a strangers garage. Meanwhile a sitcom star has upgraded to porn and KFC is excited about the holocaust.
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Great hang with my pal Kelly Carlin who just won an Emmy producing a doc about her dad George! Went deep into her Buddhism and Jungian psychology.
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Episode 138. Doped up on OXY after hip surgery Mike shows up and we discuss Julia Roberts connection to MLK, Elon messing with the blue check and James Corden’s sticky fingers.
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Live from The Comedy Store, I hang out with fellow Boston comic Bobby Kelly, with a pop-in from Bill Burr. Check out Bobby's new comedy special "Kill Box."
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Episode 137. Kanye loses his Adidas, Meghan Markle feels used and a FLA attorney who opposed helmet laws died. Guess how? Finally, Tom Brady loses everything in his life this week.
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From SNL and Weeds, Kevin Nealon talks about dinner with Elizabeth Taylor and how Steve Martin does not want to be his friend. His new book "I Exaggerate" has some of the best caricatures I’ve ever seen along with LOL stories.
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Episode 136. This week, we take Ellen down and put Corden up. The Girl Scouts cult is given $84M from MacKenzie Scott, and San Francisco is getting a $1.7M public shitter.
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From HULU’s "This Fool" and his HBO special, Frankie Quinones talks about being on his favorite new show. (edited)
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Episode 135. Alex Jones is back on the warpath, in LA Italian is the new Mexican and Massachusetts is named the happiest place in the country. If anger and resentment makes you happy.
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From Silicon Valley and Deadpool, Comedic mastermind T.J. Miller comes on and gets “Fitz-dogged” once again.
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Episode 134. Joe is letting out the potheads, GenZ is too fat for the army, and an NYU professor is chased out of his job by angry students. Oh yeah and Thelma is gay.
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No guest- no filter. Coming off crazy week in Austin, I'm back to talk about my son’s birthday, my wife’s new baby and my crawl to the middle.
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Episode 133. Hurricane Ian is this week’s Florida Man. Biden is seeing dead people, we caught a Russian spy and a dog poops in her owner's mouth.
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I spend a few hours at Leslie’s Beverly Hills home almost catching COVID. Lenny Marcus chills with us while we talk about their new podcast and her days doing audience warm-up for TI’s wife Tiny.
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Episode 132. Spirit Airlines is on the take, turkeys are getting the flu, and Adam Levine douches out. Other bad celebrities this week: Ellen, the actor from “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” and of course Tom Brady.
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